March 2012
I just bought a Slytherin shirt, ten pairs of socks and at least fifteen buttons. I don’t think my life can get anymore ridiculous at this point.
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February 2012
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"Chad is the heart, Sharon is the mind, and...
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-Auburn
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My therapist keeps calling and leaving messages because I skipped our appointment on Friday. I probably should be going on a regular basis, instead, I’ll just lay around in my room and hate everything.
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I decorate my packs of cigarettes with stickers of kittens and rainbows to make them look less like something that may or may not give me cancer in the future. Also because I like kittens and rainbows a lot.
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When you should have 200 dollars in your bank account, but for some reason there’s only 40 and the only other person with access to your account is your mother. Gorramit, Mom.
My hair smells awesome.
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Note to my daughter: We have no money, guns, or friends in high places; but we...
– Staceyann Chin (via newwavefeminism)
Come over and let me sleep on you.
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I have this cute babydoll dress that I bought at Savers for three dollars and I love it so much, but it’s so short and everyone can see my stupid big butt when I wear it.
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Reminiscing about my short time as a college...
Remember when I saw Brian Posehn at this comedy thing JWU had the day I moved into my dorm and he was hilarious as fuuuuuuck, but then Bo Burnham did his thing and I was like o_O the whole time? And then I got high with these dudes I just met and the next morning I slept through my orientation so I didn’t get a pineapple pin.
Today is for Gorguts and Kahlua hot chocolate.
I want to get tattooed, but I don’t ever have a ride when I have money or money when I have a ride.
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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God damn these electric sex pants!
– Douglas Reynholm (The IT Crowd)
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I don’t want to go to work… or do anything except stay in bed.
I love my bed so much.
This day is poopy. Customers are being so rude today. I should have stayed home.
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Lauren is my best friend because she doesn’t seem to mind that I’m the most annoying person on the planet. Plus she’s the coolest and she makes me feel cool by association.
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I want my blue hair back, but it’s taken me so long to grow my hair out and I don’t want to damage it with bleach. Also, I’m eating key lime yogurt and I hate it, but I got it for free from work, so…
I’m quite a compulsive person — I only worked this out recently — I’m...
– Dylan Moran (via relatedworlds)
By the way, I’m still trying to get that job at the adult video store.
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I’ve sort of got a crush on you.
Again.
My life.
Is ridiculous.
I need to stop.
Sometimes I complain about my job (a lot), but I work with a bunch of geeks and it’s fucking awesome.